I am in an abysmal mood right now, thanks mostly to my bank’s sudden change in check-depositing policies that has left me high and dry for this weekend that involves a) a birthday dinner, b) a wedding shower, and c) bears in Peetown.

I would like you all to know that I have the best boyfriend in the world, however.  By which I mean he just put She Wolf on to cheer me up without my asking him to.