A Halloween Story [2 of 3]
A group of seventeenth century Satanists in the Massachusetts Bay Colony once performed a really lurid and completely unnecessary ritual on the very spot where Bernie and Howard decided to exchange wedding vows two hundred and seventy years later. The Unitarian minister gasped in horror as lightning struck her podium, splitting it in half. Suddenly Bernie and Howard looked a little bit redder, with a yellowish glow in their eyes and noticeably raspier speaking voices. They also found that they could speak a new language (Dutch) and after the guests left that night they murdered one another with reckless abandon.