Today in gruesome self-inflicted injuries:
Saturday I gave a friend a tour of my favorite beaches, which basically involved going to only two beaches because on Saturday afternoons in August beach parking is kind of a bitch. And so we went to this one beach for, oh, about three hours. And I, who tend to burn after, oh, about fifteen minutes, forgot the sunscreen on the back seat of the wrong car. And it took so long to get there, and cost twenty freaking dollars to park, and so I couldn’t exactly run to CVS. And so yeah, now my shoulders look like the shoulders of some horribly scaly/bubbling swamp monster.