“ Do you have a talent in expressing a brainwashed look? Can you stare blankly ahead and whisper “yes master”? Can you act like you’ve been turned in a puppy or different kinds of animals? We are looking for gorgeous female for a brand new provocative and outrageous video series. There are no physical contact and no nudity, but the theme is not for faint hearted individual. Please be professional, intelligent and follow instructions well. The pay of the gig is 200 dollars in cash for an afternoon plus a morning of your time. You are welcome to wear an tasteful eye mask/face paint for a slight reduction in pay to conceal your recognition. Please send your recent headshot, contact information and a brief paragraph telling us what makes you a good fit for the project.
Bonus if you are a hypnotist or would like to be one. ”

— Today in job hunting.