I was just at a bar with an extremely large (muted) TV that was showing The Spirit, which is a movie that I kind of didn't know existed even though it was big and came out less than four years ago.

And I was just like “What is this weird movie, where Samuel L Jackson is dressed as a Nazi and Scarlett Johanssen is doing her best to make me regret my Ghost World-era crush on her and some guy with abs has a mask on and then a lot of people die?”

And then I Googled it and THIS is the website I found and now I don’t even know why the world hasn’t ended yet.