So over on my NSFW naked man Tumblr that I guess is supposed to be a secret, I’m celebrating the third anniversary of its existence with a countdown of the 100 Hottest Men That Ever Lived, as nominated by readers and then ranked by a panel of “experts.” It is completely meaningless, of course, and also sucking up way more of my time than I thought it would when I announced it, because I am a dummy. But regardless. Nominations will be taken through tonight, at which point I’ll start the process of organizing them all and writing bios and compiling the best photos and what have you, and the countdown itself will take place over the month of February.
I mention this all only to say that there’s some really, really, really, really obvious choices that no one at all’s suggested yet, and that sort of surprises me.